This whisky is called Port Charlotte, it was born at Bruichladdich distillery where it was delivered by Jim McEwan using a horse-drawn chainsaw and some scones. When it was very young it was sent to bourbon barrel university where it achieved a 1st fill and graduated at the age of 17 with an impressive strength of 100 proof. It is looking forward to a long career at auctions and collections with hobbies including impressively high scores, tastings and being criticised by people who don't understand Whiskysponge. If you ever cross paths with it you should put it directly in your mouth as it is very friendly and delicious - even if it does smell a bit like a pooey old Brora.
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