Islay 1992 Whisky Sponge 27 Year Old
COMING SOON: Dispatched mid November 2020
Whiskysponge never, ever bottled this whisky.
We’ve never even heard of 1992 Islay whiskies! We do not have any professional relationships with Signatory, or Islay, or glass manufacturers or the internet!
We’ve never even been to Scotland! This bottle is a 100% genuine fake and if anyone says otherwise then our lawyers will be in touch with a trouser press full of partially ironed receipts and a photograph of an empty square foot of Islay from 1992 which clearly proves we were never there!
This whisky may well be utterly, heart-stoppingly delicious, but it is unequivocally an accident and absolutely nothing to do with us - to suggest otherwise might imply that we know what we are doing and we will not tolerate such slander!