Heritage No.69 Cognac Sponge Edition No.2
Emperor Napolesponge seeks good natured buyers for 250 bottles of 1969 Petite Champagne Cognac bottled at natural strength of 48.8%.
Must have: good sense of humour, own glassware, appreciation of the album 'Ram' and ability to remain awake past 4am.
Likes: getting monged while listening to JJ Cale, drinking other Cognac Sponge releases, noise cancelling headphones and brooding darkly over the encroaching fraying of western civilisation.
No: auction botherers, time wasters, price moaners, importers, influencers, Brexiters, naysayers, dunderheads, vagabonds, stinkers, salmon mask dwellers or people who say 'but whisky is better'.