• Image of Clynelish 2008 Whisky Sponge 11 Year Old
  • Image of Clynelish 2008 Whisky Sponge 11 Year Old
  • Image of Clynelish 2008 Whisky Sponge 11 Year Old

This is a single malt whisky from Clynelish distillery. It was distilled in the year 2008 and bottled after 11 years maturation in a 1st fill bourbon barrel. It was deliberately bottled at a capitalism-friendly strength of 53% in order to undermine consumers while cackling naked on a huge bed of diamond encrusted money. It is designed to appeal to connoisseurs of bottle flipping. It contains a gyroscopic sensor which automatically converts the contents to Drumguish the moment it is flipped at auction. The whisky itself contains delicate aromas of banking crashes, stirrings of nationalist populism and the rich flavour of the age of innocence crumbling around the cinders of your earthly soul.

Good luck with Brexit

Love, Whiskysponge. xxx

£69.95 Including VAT (where applicable)

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