Caol Ila 2010 Whisky Sponge 9 Year Old Edition No.13
RESTRICTED TO 2 PER PERSON
This is another whisky from Caol Ila distillery.
It was made in the time-honoured, traditional manner of collection the condensation of hot-smoked influencer from the exhaust fuselage of an intergalactic star cruiser and filtering it through a thin membrane of internet and natural sponge.
The resultant whisky has been bottled, very deliberately, at 57.1% and has all the flavour of sautéed ocean leftovers you have come to expect from this rare cosmic fuel source which our planet will soon be brutally decimated for by alien civilisations of ruthlessly advanced nonchalance.