This is a cask of Caol Ila single malt from the Island of Islay. It was distilled in 2007 and bottled after 12 years of maturation in a single refill hogshead. We weren't going to bottle this one yet but we tried it and it had gone all gloopy and sexy so that is why you are now about to give us some money for it so that one day you can either put it in your mouth or an auction.
Once again we have deliberately and maliciously reduced the strength down to 48.5% because we know best and there is nothing we enjoy more than the thought of irritating the kind of people who would complain about this kind of practice.
What you don't know is that we reduced it using femto-bots in liquid form and that when the time is right they will be activated creating a race of servile human slaves and Whiskysponge will have dominion over all mankind.
Be nice to each other
STRICTLY 2 PER PERSON: If you order more than 2 bottles we will refund the additional bottles.